For sale: haunted bed!

November 23, 2017 at 4:53 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments
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One owner.

 

Used to considerable effect in cult 70s child-abuse series.

May trigger sweats, night terrors and near-fatal apnoea.

Forced sale; moving to new life.

Will swap for Datsun 1000 ute or late-model Kreepy Krauly.

Make an offer!

(Pick-up only.)

 

 


To keep me in coffee, you may wish to

Whatever the sum, I’ll toast your health.


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Night stalker

January 6, 2017 at 6:17 am | Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments
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There are female screams in the night.

The like of which I’ve never heard.

I put down my book, turn off the light and strain to listen.

(Is this not what I paid for?)

The strange, strangled ululations seem without end.

Why do staff take so long to attend?

Or have they arrived, only to face some primordial force beyond their control?

The more I think about it, the weirder it seems.

I ask the next nurse who checks on me and she says,

‘You should be pretty safe in here.’

Yet we don’t get banshee caterwauls like this at home.

The longer I ponder, the more possibilities emerge from the gloom.

Is my neighbouring inmate watching a horror film?

Heaps of people like that sort of thing.

Could he simply be viewing the news?

Today’s monstrous bulletins seem bereft of censorship.

In which case,

would I actually be safer beyond these walls?

Still troubled, I ask my wife on her next visit.

She points to a laminated map of the complex:

an adjoining ward deals in maternity.

And with her unerring good sense,

she cuts my twisted logic in a trice.


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